my name is bert and i like to chill, too much.
i shoot photos and over analyze movies.
i'd rather listen to de la soul than deadmau5.
i sometimes pretend that i can dance and cook.
my sunglasses are cooler than yours.
there was this old lady trying to turn left and merge with traffic but she was totally blocking the other direction
SHE WAS SMILING THE WHOLE TIME
I started smiling and laughing because she can be totally saying
“IM OLD AND DGAF.” hahah
And no one was honking at her.